i want to touch Chris evans’ boob SO BAD

julian casablancas has that look where its like “he’d probably hit it in the dumpster”

johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die

i laugh so hard at my own jokes sometimes lmao

ajaredheart U KNO IT

ive been wearing this for the whole week ive hit rock bottom at last

ive been wearing this for the whole week ive hit rock bottom at last

"yeah ok ill let you suck two fingers"

"yeah ok ill let you suck two fingers"

No one is completely normal, but if you suspect you're having problems, maybe it would be a good idea to get some sort of therapist or something.
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yeah, ive been thinking about that for a while, but I’m not sure how my parents would respond so ive. decided not to pursue the topic with them. ive had some in the past, and i think the last time was actually mandated by a doctor, but yeah idk.

PARENTS amirite *double pistols nd a wink at the camera*

that’s always the main debate with me. “is this a ‘regular thing’ type deal or am i just fucked up”